Day 1, Conversation 1: Cute and innocent
Context: Pre-school to Kindergarten Graduation photography at school. All kids took turns wearing flowing graduation white gowns and getting pictures taken.
Daughter: Mamma, they took my pictures today
Me: Awesome, that's why I dressed you up! Did you fix your hair with the comb I gave you?
Daughter: I had the teacher fix my hair thrice but it did not matter. They dressed me as a baker and put on a white cap for me!
Me: BAKER? Face-palm!
Day 3, Conversation 2: Border-line annoying
Context: Me wiping goop off daughter's eyes as she hugs me prior to waking up in the morning.
Daughter, in sleepy voice: Mamma, I can manage my own goop.
Me: MANAGE? Aiyyo, what's happening!
Day 6, Conversation 3: Very annoying
Me: Hey, you've been using the word manage too often. Where did you pick that up?
Daughter, with a straight face: Mamma, stop being bossy!
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